TS! (THAT'S SICK!)

WARNING: this album will literally DO something!
- Albert Einstein


THATSSICK! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS!
thatsnotatrono! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS!
ivegotthirtytwohunnid! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! my favorite swear words are bullocks shit and fuck. TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS!
fuck off Marty. TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS!
younobetter! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS!
Kenneth Level Introspection My Dude. Good Job! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS!
the legend of dick McSmellyballs! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS!
ball sniffer's second guzzle! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS!
no more curien mansion for you. fuck you. TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS!
imherefordante! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS!
walmart chicken type shit. TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS!
Track 14 TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS!
man idek what to call this one. TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS!
Title TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS!
dead batteries in my fucking fire alarm. TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS!
this is the one you fucking listen to. TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS!
qualified medical services... actually no its not dont listen to this guy his name is dr. evil and TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS!
$ TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS!
Kriby Air Rider TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS!
Vehicle 2 TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS!
Intro TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS!
The Great Gatsby TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS! TS!


Evil Ass Bob Section

you should like...follow me so u don't miss out on news for this generational masterpiece.


Sad Emoji Section

if ur still scrolling, I'll give u very little information about the album bc I'm just fucking cool and mysterious like that, you know? I just love being super vague, you know?

  • anyways, this album is 3 hours and 7 minutes long. actual masterpiece because it's long. Anything that is long is a masterpiece. Look at Oppenheimer for example. It's long, which means it's a masterpiece and shit.

  • Uh I forgot what exactly I was gonna write for this one, but it's a cool album for sure.

  • You should totally get high while listening to this thing. I was high making the whole thing so it just works, u know? If u can't smoke then just listen to it, damn.


super amazing actually really (no im dead serious) offer down below.


Rich Ass Bob Section

I will be (ATTEMPTING) to give the FIRST 3 ppl who record an entire reaction to the album (when it drops) a reward of $100 for listening to the whole thing. There will be rules tho:

  1. You HAVE to listen to the full thing. No skips or skimming.

  2. You must have a camera on the person reacting for most of the video.

  3. The album's audio and your voice should be audible.

  4. Minor cuts in the videos are okay, but skipping large portions is not allowed.

  5. Again, just listen to the full album. Idc if you stay stone faced through the whole thing or hate it, just DON'T SKIP.

  6. The video must be posted publicly onto YouTube.

  7. Once the video is posted, send me a link on IG via DMs or my comments and I'll take a look.

  8. Winners are just determined by the submission time. Once I have the first 3 submissions, the offer will be closed.

  9. Payment will be given through CHIME and nothing else. Please do not ask for alternatives. I do not have them.

  10. You'll get ur filthy money within two weeks of your vid being uploaded bc im broke af, but i promise u will get it.

  11. One submission per person. Not that i can actually tell, but please don't be an asshole and let other people have a chance to get shit, but hey... if I get fooled, then oh well.

  12. No fuckass AI cams or any AI bull. I'll slap u fr.

If you have any questions about anything, or need me to specify or clear anything up 4 u, please email me here ([email protected]), or DM me on Instagram.


Thank you.
- ranchpakket